GODDAMIT
January 20, 2012, 11:08 AM
Filed under: 2012, FUNNY, MY WORLD | Tags: BIRTHDAY, DREAM | REALITY, MCQUEEN, OH COME ON, ROSES ROUGE SANG, WORK WITH ME
Filed under: 2012, FUNNY, MY WORLD | Tags: BIRTHDAY, DREAM | REALITY, MCQUEEN, OH COME ON, ROSES ROUGE SANG, WORK WITH ME
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FINALLY IT CAME FOR THE TWO SISTERS TO TRY ON THE SLIPPER.
January 5, 2012, 9:18 AM
Filed under: 2012, FUNNY | Tags: ANTIDOTE, CENDRILLON, GIAMPAOLA SGURA, IF THE SHOE FITS, MIGUEL ARNAU, SO PRETTY, TWO SISTERS
Filed under: 2012, FUNNY | Tags: ANTIDOTE, CENDRILLON, GIAMPAOLA SGURA, IF THE SHOE FITS, MIGUEL ARNAU, SO PRETTY, TWO SISTERS
They were happy, for they had small, beautiful feet, and each one believed that she could not fail.
The oldest one went to her bedroom and tried on the slipper. The front of her foot went in, but her heel was too large, so she took the knife and cut part of it off, so she could force her foot into the slipper.
Then it was the turn of the younger daughter to try. She took the slipper into her bedroom, and because her foot was too long, she bit her teeth together, and cut off a large part of her toes, then quickly pulled on the slipper.
The prince looked down and saw that her white stockings were stained red, and that blood and had come up high on them.
WANTED MAN
November 29, 2011, 5:10 PM
Filed under: 2011, FUNNY, MY WORLD, NEED TO KNOW | Tags: DESIGN CRIMES, ISIMI BOOTS, WANG, WANTED
Filed under: 2011, FUNNY, MY WORLD, NEED TO KNOW | Tags: DESIGN CRIMES, ISIMI BOOTS, WANG, WANTED
> VICTIM’S TESTIMONY <
DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE
October 19, 2011, 10:00 AM
Filed under: 2011, FUNNY, MY WORLD, WORDS | Tags: good idea, Haiti, knitting, Palm Trees, Paradise, retirement plan, The Lost Generation, waterproof sweaters
Filed under: 2011, FUNNY, MY WORLD, WORDS | Tags: good idea, Haiti, knitting, Palm Trees, Paradise, retirement plan, The Lost Generation, waterproof sweaters
BRIDGET: Sell that for some scrill, pay off these loans and book it to haiti where I can buy land and live off the radar
MISSNASH: NICE I’M COMING TOO
BRIDGET: aw, lovely!!
MISSNASH: I can dress the palm trees
BRIDGET: yay!
MISSNASH: woop
BRIDGET: HELL YEAH
MISSNASH: fuck people
i hate people
i dont want to dress other people
i want to dress trees
they have perfect figures
BRIDGET: We’ll buy a stoll machine and knit our own damn trees
MISSNASH: yeah
BRIDGET: and birds. and seamless sweaters. Though sweaters may be a moot point in haiti.
BRIDGET: not sure about the weather.
MISSNASH: nope -
hurricane season
you need sweaters
BRIDGET: ah, yes.
MISSNASH: waterproof sweaters
that also double as lifejackets
BRIDGET: sweater rain coats?
MISSNASH: with a little tube to top up the air
BRIDGET: sweater sand bags?
MISSNASH: and lights and a whistle to attract attention
yes – both
all
BRIDGET: yes! Sweater lifeboats!
MISSNASH: viable
YES
now we’re really getting somewhere
BRIDGET: it’s an untapped market
MISSNASH: the natives will think we’re sorceresses
they’ll carve our heads in the mountains
BRIDGET: well, we really are.
MISSNASH: truth
BRIDGET: and they should
My life goal has alays been to have my head carved into a mountain
that is fame
MISSNASH: yup.
that’s the closest to everlasting you can get in this world
i want my head on money
BRIDGET: aw shit
that would be even better.
