Miss Nash


HORSING AROUND

It is funny how things go around and around. I read an awful lot of other fashion blogs, critiques and articles, and the one message that I hear coming from all sides loud & clear is that nothing is ever new. It’s just ‘modern’ or done in a ‘new way’.
I sometimes feel like I can almost – almost – predict what I’m going to see each season. Consequently, I am so very rarely pleasantly surprised or rendered speechless by a collection. The prediction aspect of it is something instinctive – it’s a collective mood, or a mixture of different things that I’ve been absorbing through the world wide web, galleries, books, newspapers, travel, current events, whatever.

Coincidences start to happen and cross references occur and, before you know it, it’s as if Nicholas Ghesquiere, Proenza Schouler, and Alexander Wang all got together and brainstormed the shit out of American Football, then split the culmination of their efforts into 3, and went on their merry ways. The reality is that the probability of a group of like minded creative individuals getting inspired by similar ideas and therefore creating similar work is really a lot higher than one would first imagine. We’re all exposed to the same things, as well as seeking to expose ourselves to new, original, offbeat things – hunting them down like design holy grails. These off-beat people, works of art, and raw materials that normally would have stayed private, hidden or secretive are discovered and then referenced, multiplied, thrown into a collection of clothing and then shot around the web via Style.com faster than you can say ‘oh THAT old thing again?’

Of course everything you see going down a runway/catwalk each season is nothing new. By this, I mean that the basic inspiration fueling each collection is nothing new; what is (or should be) new are the ways in which these bases are ‘peppered’, presented and translated into something beautiful by the designer in question. Every repeated base should, at the very least, be a personal interpretation by one specific creative mind – despite the fact that, in order to get to the sublime end result, the designer may have stumbled through a mass of past references. There is always a new way to say something – to put a modern twist on something that ‘ain’t broke and shouldn’t be fixed’ – but as a woman of NOW I need, want, make and look for clothing & ideas that are relevant for Now. I don’t want to see the same old thing done in the same old way. Two wrongs don’t make it right. But if you tell me an old story with a new twist – i’ll  at the very least spare you the time to listen.

SO – Dior Couture.
I wont bother going through every look and dissect it to death – picking away at reference after reference – but I will say that I very much enjoyed the first half, (the stronger, more authoritative, sporting-yet-elegant looks as shown above,) and merely tolerated the second, (the frou-frou dresses and equestrian sugar plum fairy queens, see below!) And I do love to see John come out at the end and prance around in whatever male equivalent he’s thrown together for himself from the scraps left on the cutting room floor.

   Of course the riding gear idea has been saddled, shod and exercised around the arena for decades. Within just a few years, Ralph’s done it; Madonna’s done it (opening bit from Confessions tour – who doesn’t like their men fully tacked-up, complete with horsehair headdresses and down on their hands and knees?) and John’s done it on Mr Dior’s behalf – to mention but a few. Who did it best? Well, I don’t believe that you can say absolutely who did it best, because every fashion-loving individual will favour one over the other – coming at them from completely different personal viewpoints. One person’s Ralph could be another’s Dior.

   In my case, Madonna’s version is the most interesting, because she wears her clothes in a fantastical setting and incorporates them into an exciting and emotional performance – never to be worn on the street – forever to belong in this ‘other world’ that she exists in whilst on show. Her s&m riding kit for the Confessions Tour was made to look extraordinary and intoxicating, and was only made to be worn when doing things of a similar nature. I don’t want to see someone in a club wearing it, nor do I want to see another person wearing a watered-down version of it to attend a benefit luncheon. It was a fantastic exaggeration of a tried and tested idea, with a few other f*cked up things thrown into the mix for good measure – and it served its dramatic purpose very well. Leave it there – leave it on tour.
I very much like the Dior riding kit too, for similar reasons: Presented on fantastic looking people; paraded around a beautiful setting, completely in context; makeup, accessories and hair all done to enhance the overall impact of the clothes…But I almost don’t want to see these magnificent beasts being ridden in real life, through the streets. Leave them in the stables. Or put them out to pasture. But don’t rent them out to any old person who can afford them, only then to be thrashed and flogged to death whilst being run around pointless social circles. That would be a tragedy.



HALLOWEEN HAUTE COUTURE

Imagine how thrilled I was (as an American citizen and a HUGE Halloween fan,) that designers from all four fashion capitals decided to cater to those of us who take Halloween as seriously as any other festive holiday. Yey!

I always prepare myself for disappointment at the beginning of September – knowing that everyone will start obsessing over Christmas as soon as possible – therefore missing out on (arguably) THE most important night of the year. Even though we have three more months of Fall and two very important holidays yet to celebrate before tinsel, food-coma’s and ‘thoughtful’ gift-giving, the Christmas madness always creeps up and dominates all of the autumn months.

Well, not this year – not on my watch! Those of you who are all about vampires, werewolves, ghosts and candy, hold on to your heads, hats and horns – I’m about to give you a run down of the top looks from the SS10 collections; specifically chosen to inspire your All Hallow’s Eve costumes!

Apart from on the evening of the 31st October, these outfits would definitely end up on the worst-dressed lists of any self-respecting fashion/gossip magazine. But for one night only ladies and gents, these looks can only be considered as nothing but: Halloween Haute Couture!

Giles Spring 2010 Ready-to-Wear

“Down came the rain and washed the itsy-bitsy spider’s blue-rinse out….!” Man, that’s too bad. But, you can go and buy yourself a better wig to wear with this scary-hairy Giles ensemble.

John Galliano Spring 2010 Ready-to-Wear

Granny’s scratch card habit finally paid off when she won the jack-pot on the euro millions lottery draw, and went on a shopping spree in Paris.

John Galliano had a case of mild dimentia and provided us with this thrown-together-in-the-dark Scary pensioner’s ensemble.

Tao Spring 2010 Ready-to-Wear

Ooooooo – Blue Steel!

Derelicte-Chic makes a highly anticipated come-back at Tao -and the best part is, the whole outfit is recyclable!

Comme des Garçons Spring 2010 Ready-to-Wear

Too dressy for the circus and too silly for a ball.

Comme des Garcons’ muse this season was the saddest clown ever to enter the ring.

Zac Posen Spring 2010 Ready-to-Wear

Remember when air travel was glamorous? When the service was impeccable, the hostesses attractive, and your journey was almost always guaranteed to have a happy ending? Zac Posen clearly doesn’t – but his monstrous version of an airhostess for SS10 could be the perfect thing to trick-or-treat in this year!

Louis Vuitton Spring 2010 Ready-to-Wear

At Louis Vuitton, Marc Jacobs gave us ‘Raggedy Ann on crack’. Normally this look would be the definition of a bad hair day from hell, but on Halloween you’d be the envy of every upper-east side blow-dry princess whilst wearing this get-up.

House of Holland Spring 2010 Ready-to-Wear

80’s Robot whores at House of Holland. Touch me here for pleasure and good times. May I service you?
Unique Spring 2010 Ready-to-Wear

For the girls and boys who can’t be bothered to make an effort and think they are ‘too cool’ to dress-up. Thinking ‘Halloween’ and then ‘orange’ does not make for a kick-ass costume.

Especially not when you bought it from TopShop Unique. No candy for you guys.




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